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Bob Fraggleston

Crusader for Muppet Rights

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External Services:
  • minorannoyance@livejournal.com
  • BigOldBanh AIM status
Lets get a few things out there, for posterity:

This journal is going to be all over the map, because, generally, that's how I am. Just when you think you have me pegged, well, just don't be surprised is all. I warned you.

Speaking of which, there's a lot of things I like to leave out when I'm posting. It accounts for why I post infrequently and why I make so many oblique references to things. This is not an in-joke heavy journal, but if you are a little fuzzy on something, feel free to ask. Most times I'll be happy to elaborate.

I don't keep much locked, and what I do generally involves other people who have journals or things which are not intended to be public. Journal on lock down until people with names like "Filthy the Jew" go away. Sorry. You can add, I guess, but I'm extra cautious these days.

By reading my journal you can learn... oh I'd say 60% about me. If you know me, you'll probably know another 30%.

One last thing: I am not always joking. Also, I'm not always serious. The longer you stick around, the easier it'll be to differentiate.

Some facts about me I read in Discover Magazine. Do Not Dispute Me:

I used to write. If you misbehave, I'll make you read it.

You don't know me, but it's cool. Neither do I.

I cannot be crusted. Just getting it out there.


Oh the pain, the pain of it all! DANGER! DANGER!

everything is so prim and proper these days. why can't we fix that?

You can look here, but don't expect anything new anytime soon.

no more free advertising.

Question: Why Did You Add Me?

Answer: If I added you, chances are something about your Journal struck me, and I'm interested in continuing to read it. Feel free to add me back, don't, or ask me to take you off.

Another Question: Do You Take Anything Seriously?

Answer: You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Last Question: Well, aren't you clever?

Answer: Not as much as I'd like to be.

old magazine
old magazine. now retired.

Write or wrong, I keep doing it.
"trumpy you are magic", absurdism, adam davis, alice in wonderland, arguing with puppy, aronofsky!, bad horror flicks, being duped, being your nemesis, bill hicks, bill murray, brains!, bronowski!, bruce campbell, c.l. dodgson, celia hobart, chazwozzles, christoper walken, coen (joel+ethan), crispin glover, crow, curb your enthusiasm, daily blish, daniel pecan cambridge, davids (bowiebyrnecronenberglynch), devilry, doctor who, doodles, dorks, douglas adams, dr. hunter s. thompson, dreams, edward gorey, ee cummings, f.w. murnau, failed experiments, films, fleebles, foreign films, franz kafka, fritz lang, fsmismmm, futurama, george romero, ghost world, guessing games, gwar, h.p. lovecraft, harlan ellison, hijinks, horror movies, huckabees, inside jokes, irvine welsh, jean pierre jeunet, jeff noon, jon stewart, journey owls, king missile, kurt vonnegut, leadbelly, leonard cohen, lewis black, literature, logic, mike "the hammer" shapiro, minor annoyance, monty python, mr. show, mst3k, museums, neil gaiman, orson welles, peter sellers, poetry, politics, punch and judy, rabbits, radiohead, rain, red dwarf, sarcasm, saying "you're all doomed!", sharpies, shenannigans, sifl & olly, simon et garfunkel, spike jonze, spud spud sputnik!, squee, squirrels, steve martin, suzanne vega, terry gilliam, the endless, the living dead, the moon, the prisoner, the what bunny, tim burton, tom dempster, tom servo, tom waits, tower-of-flower-power-hour, twilight zone, va va boom!, vincent price, wes anderson, writing, zim!!!, zombie malls

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