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June 13th, 2008
March 30th, 2008
12:21 am - The Humpty Dance
I don't know if you were aware, but Humpty once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
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March 4th, 2008
December 11th, 2007
October 11th, 2007
07:57 pm Because it's only nice to share here too, the "handwritten" version of horror fest list(s):
( Beware, tiny handwriting ahead ) Well, I did warn you...
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October 6th, 2007
06:19 am - Rarity Looking back, I noticed the last two "public" posts both involved horror movies.
One was the write up for The Exorcist that I wrote for class last year and then put up for the FGFC, and the one before that was right after horror fest of twenty aught six.
Horror fest of twenty aught seven is being plotted out, and since I'm such a nice guy, I'm going to put it here before I do it on spamspace. Aren't you lucky?
this year from Oct 26 to Oct 28, all day all night.
Under the cut is a series of lists, in varying degrees of likelihood of being watched.
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October 3rd, 2007
11:16 pm Just Watch this; it's pretty cool
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February 19th, 2007
07:20 pm - Exorcist Report Repost (maybe)
I'm putting this up here for the Final Girl Film Club. I can't remember if I ever posted it back in November, but here's a short write up on The Exorcist.
Film Report: William Friedkin’s The Exorcist Evil is a palpable presence. This is clear from the opening moments of The Exorcist, even if we are not yet aware of its intentions. A dig in northern Iraq brings Father Merrin (Max Von Sydow) into direct contact with evil, in this case the demon Pazazu. Pazazu’s visage is buried in the earth and displayed prominently as a statue, but his power permeates Merrin’s world. Clocks stop, beasts rage, and ominous signs point to the arrival of evil incarnate. But not in Iraq; this evil will manifest itself much closer to home. In Georgetown, Chris MacNeil (Ellen Burstyn) lives with her daughter Regan (Linda Blair), her assistant Sharon (Kitty Winn), and assorted servants. The MacNeils are displaced people in a world coming apart; Chris is divorced and living in the Washington D.C. area while her home is being rebuilt in Los Angeles. She’s also in the midst of shooting a film about student riots, another sign of the times. The world is in upheaval, and Chris’s world will undergo a further change soon, beginning with sounds in her attic. Regan is a normal girl; she likes horses, art, and loves her mother. But all this moving disrupts her social world, and at the cups of puberty, Regan is all alone. Chris pays little attention to Regan’s imaginary friend Captain Howdy, but soon her strange behavior becomes too much to ignore. Although it may be no surprise that Regan knows how to curse (her mother frequently utters profanity), when she urinates on the floor during a dinner party and complains of her bed shaking, Chris realizes something is amiss. Little do Regan and Chris know of the journey into the abject that lies before them. Chris is not the only person in Georgetown suffering a crisis of conscience. When we meet Father Damien Karras (Jason Miller); he is dealing with the crippling blow of his ailing mother’s death after being committed to a psychiatric facility. Damien is himself a psychiatrist, and his faith is waning from the shifts he and his mother faced; her death is but another test he is incapable of dealing with. Meanwhile, his church is shocked when a statue of the Virgin Mary is defiled with a phallus and overly phallic breasts, reminiscent of Pazazu. Regan’s condition continues to worsen, and her behavior continually breaches what could be considered abject: she vomits bile, curses, mutilates herself, and violently masturbates using a cross. She is sexually uninhibited in her language, either by her own virtue or that of a demon who claims to possess her. Whether it is Regan or this demon speaking, her actions are beyond that of the abilities of doctors and psychiatrists. Their horrendous tests amount to no reasonable answer for her condition, and when Chris’s director / love interest is murdered (possibly by Regan), they attempt one last option; hypnosis. Even while under hypnotic suggestion, Regan is openly hostile towards men and attempts to castrate the psychiatrist. As a last ditch effort to avoid committing Regan to an institution, one doctor recommends the possibility of an exorcism. Chris turns to Father Karras for assistance, but he is at first unconvinced that Regan is actually possessed. The demon inside of Regan claims to know Damien’s mother, and reacts to tap water as though it were Holy Water. However, when she begins speaking in languages which Regan does not know, and one Karras discovers to be backwards English, he suspects this may in fact be possession. Damien does not believe the demon’s claims that it is the Devil himself, but the demon speaks fearfully of a priest called Merrin. Regan appears to plea for help from inside her own body, now wracked and cut from self mutilation and filthy from vomit. The church agrees to allow the exorcism, on the condition that Merrin oversees it. For Chris, Regan, Father Karras, and Father Merrin, the final act of The Exorcist is a journey into the abject itself. Karras and Merrin are instruments designed to restore the natural order, and Regan / Pazazu / Captain Howdy is the abject, which must be faced and rejected in order to do so. Their ritual, an exorcism, will not be easy. Regan hurls profanity, telling Karras “Your mother sucks cocks in hell!” and implying the two priests are homosexuals, challenging order. Merrin remains unfazed by her display of language and her attempts to distract him by spewing bile, but Karras cannot ignore her, and Merrin casts him out of the ritual. When Damien returns, he discovers that evil prevails; Merrin is dead, and Regan, unbound from her bed, sits laughing. In a fit of rage, Damien attacks the girl, begging the demon to enter him, and as it does, he casts himself out her bedroom window, plunging down the same stairwell that killed Chris’s lover. The ritual is complete; order is restored. Finally, with her daughter returned to her and the natural order back in balance, Chris and Regan leave Georgetown, presumably to Los Angeles. Regan has no memory of what happened, and Chris will perhaps no longer utter profanity or take the Lord’s name in vain, but the cost of facing the abject will sit heavy on them both. The Exorcist warns us that evil is everywhere, and we cannot simply ignore it. Only by facing evil can we hope to understand or even defeat it.
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November 19th, 2006
09:20 pm I'd be lying if I said I knew exactly what Liquid Modernity is about, but it is fascinating.
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November 9th, 2006
12:25 am - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang As promised, my paper on Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Read at your own leisure (spoilers and gratuitous profanity ahead)
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November 1st, 2006
12:27 pm - Day of the Dead Halloween is all over
And so, for the most part, is the horror-a-thon. I didn't finish nearly as many movies as I wanted to, so I'm going to let it spill over a little bit into November, just to watch a few more key flicks I feel like writing about.
Is anyone else bothered by this "Weather down / Weather up" thing? I'd prefer it to go ahead and get cold and stay that way if we're headed there. Close to 80 is a little silly for November.
I signed up for classes for next semester. All of the professors in the Religious Studies department recommend taking this class called Religious Movements: Tantra, so I enrolled in that one. The only downside is that class gets out at 8:50, so I'm going to have to really run home to make it in time for Dinosaur Island (it's a Wednesday only class) but that doesn't seem so bad.
No film classes next semester, so I'll just have to freelance it again. I'm sure you won't mind.
That's about it. I need to print this paper on The Exorcist and then go grab some lunch. Then probably finish Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, which is very good so far. I also enjoyed The Curious Incident of the Dog at Night Time and Stranger Than Fiction (Palahniuk's collection of essays). Not sure what I'll read next....
I really need to get started writing that paper on Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Current Mood: aight
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October 28th, 2006
04:27 pm - Weekend O'... well, you know what by now Well, kiddos, I am updating film to film to film, it's just not here...
If you want to know what we've been watching, come over to the dark side with me
There's plenty more to come, but I just don't feel like posting it twice between flicks. It cuts down on the watching time, and there's a lot left to watch.
Thank goodness I get an extra hour tonight.
Or thank evil, it's all relative...
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October 27th, 2006
09:24 am - Let It Begin
Starting Friday afternoon, the horror begins in full swing and continues until the wee hours of Sunday Morning. I'm keen on updating movie after movie, but we'll see how wrapped up we get in the swing of things. In the meantime, I thought I'd give you a taste of what we might be watching over the next three days: hope to see you on the other side...
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October 23rd, 2006
10:32 am I think I've put together a pretty good list of movies for this weekend, and there will certainly always be something playing (the operative notion here is that we won't spend every second locked inside the house watching movies, but instead will leave the house as need be, and when we come back there will still be something on) I'm really excite by the prospect of popping a tape in the vcr and pressing play when we leave, so that there's a certain random factor of what will be playing when we get back, so we're always pleasantly surprised and can finish that movie before beginning the next.
Also, Best Buy is selling a whole host of great horror movies for 4.99-6.99, so I may end up picking up The Wicker Man for five bucks to show in the wee hours of the night.
Speaking of which, what movies do you think play the best in the twilight hours, when people are half awake and quite open to suggestion of terror?
The doors open on Friday afternoon, but I'll already be watching something, so come early and come often.
*edit* there should be at least three movies showing this weekend that my partners in crime haven't seen; maybe four. With the Cranpire unable to attend, it might be even more than that.
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October 19th, 2006
09:08 pm - Calling All Horror or Film Fans Okay, so for anyone who doesn't know, at my place the weekend before Halloween there's going to be a seventy two hour non-stop horror movie marathon. The door's going to be open and people can come and go as they please.
Right now I'm working on putting together a list of movies I'd like to have for the marathon that I don't have here at the house*. In addition, I would really like to hear your input as far as movies you think we should show or that you might come over and watch with us.
Right now, this is a list of some suggestions to be rented:
Feast Wolf Creek Dog Soldiers Masters of Horror: Dance of the Dead, Sick Girl, and Incident on and Off a Mountain Road Suspiria Deep Red The Raven Dead Alive It's Alive The Flesh Eaters Population 436 Salvage A Taste for Flesh and Blood 2 Maniac Cop Chopping Mall In the Mouth of Madness Pet Sematary The Vanishing The Others House by the Cemetary Zombi 2 Prince of Darkness *snicker* Venom *double snicker* Stay Alive Bad Dreams Skullhedface Visiting Hours The Blob Cat People Freaks Creepshow Lady in White Bride of Chucky Black Christmas Silent Night, Deadly Night Splatter University The Bad Seed Village of the Damned Tombs of the Blind Dead
What I'm interested in is not only your input on these movies, but also any recommendations you may have that aren't on either list (tomorrow I'll put up a list of VHS tapes I have)
I'm also considering peppering the movies with particularly creepy or themed episodes of shows (like Invader Zim's "Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom" or The X-Files' "Die Hand Die Verlezt". I may also include episodes of The Twilight Zone, The Outer Limits, or Mystery Science Theater 3000)
* for a list of dvds I already have, click here
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October 18th, 2006
10:16 pm - Lost Okay, so as I suspected, tonight's episode didn't do much to deter my theory.
Save this theory so you can all say "what was he thinking" in May, but here it is
The "jump the shark" moment needs to accomplish two things:
1. Radically shift the direction of the show 2. Piss people off
It would be easy to assume that a rescue party arrives midway through season three, but I got to thinking about that, and it's a little too easy. bear with me, but we already have three groups of people on the island:
a. the survivors of 815 b. the "others" c. the other others (Desmund and Rousseau)
by surviving, Desmund is pretty much going to fold in with the survivors. Rousseau has a story coming soon because we've already established that her daughter is alive and eventually they'll meet.
truthfully, there isn't anything radical about bringing the outside world to the Island. Last week's episode did that in five minutes and sent me on a tangent, and I came to one conclusion.
Jack is leaving the Island
That's the halfway mark. I don't mean Jack leaves the Island and we don't see him. I mean Jack leaves the Island and so do we.
Let's assume that Ben/Henry isn't lying and whatever he asks Jack to do is done, and true to his word, he sends Jack home. Let's say that this involves Jack betraying the survivors (after Sun killed the woman on the boat, it's probably a safe bet the "others" are going to declare war on the survivors) and just as a series of giant revelations hit, we leave the island.
And don't come back until season four. At all.
Jack goes back to Los Angeles, and spends the remainder of season three trying to convince the rest of the world about this Island, and more importantly, trying to get back to the Island.
That's a major shift, dropping every other character for half a season and returning your hero to the outside world with no idea of how to undo what he did.
It's possible they already started setting up season four here. Walt and Michael are already home, or will be by the time Jack finds them. Maybe they meet Desmund's ex, and that kicks off the return to the island at the beginning of the next season.
In the meantime, Lost blue balls us. Sets up some huge things, like Rousseau seeing her daughter just as the audience leaves the island. Or another connection between one of the survivors and one of the others. Something we won't know for another seven/eight months (let's assume this happens around February)
No Locke. No Eko. No Sayid, No Kate, No Sawyer, No Sun's pregnancy. No Desmund's clairvoyance. No Island. Not until the fall of 2007.
That's enough to say a show's jumped the shark. to abandon 97% of the cast for half a year.
It's a thought. What do you think?
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October 16th, 2006
10:56 pm Yes!
The hot water is back on!
I admire those of you who prefer taking cold showers, but after two days, I shan't count myself among you.
I was not impressed with Funny Games.
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01:02 pm I can't speak for the rest of you, but I'm very happy to see VH1 bring back MTV's Fear with their stock cast of quasi-celebrities. I missed Fear.
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October 15th, 2006
02:51 pm - Would You Like Some Cheese With Your Whine? There's a whole bucket of things I could gripe about from between 11 last night and 9 this morning, but I'm just not that interested in doing so.
It's a nice day outside; I'm getting some laundry done, and I met up with Mom in Siler City earlier.
Now if I could only get Neil to answer his phone.... foolish Neil!!! Doom, I say! DOOM!!!!
sorry, no new poem. i didn't sleep much, but i my dreams were much more interesting
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October 13th, 2006
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